Just stamp 'stupid' on my forehead

I'm going Christmas shopping tomorrow.
I hate shopping and do most of it online.
I rarely go into our Wal-Mart or other chains.

And NOW they're talking the POSSIBILITY of SNOW
on Wednesday. That means every person in the
town will be at the stores to buy ten gallons
of milk each!! Doesn't matter that it could be
less than a quarter of an inch of the white
stuff, doesn't matter that the chance of that
happening are not more than 50%, just matters
that it's SNOW.
~Might as well tear my hair out now~

Oh.
And why is it that I couldn't find the wrapping
paper anywhere in the shed after looking and
searching several times?? Then my husband can
get a flashlight and IN THE DARK go right to it?
I hate it when that happens!

Tiger, Tiger Tiger....

...Woods that is.
Some immediate thoughts:

*Well, at least it gives the media something to
talk about other than that couple that crashed
the party at the White House!

*NEVER piss off a woman.

*Why would she give a story about going back in the
house to get a golf club? Why not go back in the
house to get the extra keys?

*NEVER piss off a woman.

*Why is he allowed to keep canceling the police
interviews? Do we all have that right?

*NEVER piss off a woman.

*Was a blood test done after the crash testing
for alcohol and or drugs?

*NEVER piss off a woman.

~Grab some popcorn folks, it's going to get interesting!~

Thanks pt. 7

I am thankful for the ability to recognize the above statement.

Thanks pt. 6

I am thankful for the ability (most times) to see the brighter
side of things. While it could certainly be better, I know in
any situation it can always be worse! And while I cannot prevent
what happened in the past, I can however learn from it and
prevent the same mistakes in the future!

Thanks pt. 5

I am thankful for doors that are closed in my life as
that means another one opened, and I hope I always
recognize the newly opened doors. A door closing is
a shock at first but then upon reflection I am grateful
for what I have learned.

I am thankful to have a simple pureness about me that
I often times trust when I shouldn't. It enables me to
experience many things that someone else might not.