Monday, November 30, 2009

Just stamp 'stupid' on my forehead


I'm going Christmas shopping tomorrow.
I hate shopping and do most of it online.
I rarely go into our Wal-Mart or other chains.

And NOW they're talking the POSSIBILITY of SNOW
on Wednesday. That means every person in the
town will be at the stores to buy ten gallons
of milk each!! Doesn't matter that it could be
less than a quarter of an inch of the white
stuff, doesn't matter that the chance of that
happening are not more than 50%, just matters
that it's SNOW.
~Might as well tear my hair out now~

Oh.
And why is it that I couldn't find the wrapping
paper anywhere in the shed after looking and
searching several times?? Then my husband can
get a flashlight and IN THE DARK go right to it?
I hate it when that happens!

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Tiger, Tiger Tiger....


...Woods that is.
Some immediate thoughts:

*Well, at least it gives the media something to
talk about other than that couple that crashed
the party at the White House!

*NEVER piss off a woman.

*Why would she give a story about going back in the
house to get a golf club? Why not go back in the
house to get the extra keys?

*NEVER piss off a woman.

*Why is he allowed to keep canceling the police
interviews? Do we all have that right?

*NEVER piss off a woman.

*Was a blood test done after the crash testing
for alcohol and or drugs?

*NEVER piss off a woman.

~Grab some popcorn folks, it's going to get interesting!~

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Thanks pt. 7


I am thankful for the ability to recognize the above statement.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Thanks pt. 6


I am thankful for the ability (most times) to see the brighter
side of things. While it could certainly be better, I know in
any situation it can always be worse! And while I cannot prevent
what happened in the past, I can however learn from it and
prevent the same mistakes in the future!

Monday, November 23, 2009

Thanks pt. 5


I am thankful for doors that are closed in my life as
that means another one opened, and I hope I always
recognize the newly opened doors. A door closing is
a shock at first but then upon reflection I am grateful
for what I have learned.

Sunday, November 22, 2009



I am thankful to have a simple pureness about me that
I often times trust when I shouldn't. It enables me to
experience many things that someone else might not.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Thanks pt. 3


I am thankful for all the many pets I have had in my
life. And I remember them all fondly. Animals teach and
give us so much, and ask very little in return. Pity
the person who doesn't realize the value of a pet.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Thanks pt. 2



I am thankful for humor, laughter, and having
a sense of humor that enables me to not take many things
too seriously, or I'd be nuts!

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Thanks pt. 1



I am thankful for the things in my life I completely
take for granted.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Hot baths and friends


.......what more could someone ask for?

A hot bath, shaving the legs, ah!

As I've stated I'm really not a people person, so when
I'm disappointed in a friend it's very rare, cuz I don't
call too many people friends to begin with. I never
expect a friendship to end cuz of this very reason, and
when one does it totally pi$$es me off.

......Till another friend, totally unexpectantly comes out
of the bushes and pulls me up by my britches and offers
to beat up the person who pi$$ed me off (I say this symbolically).
As we've been talking I'm feeling more confident she will
move back to this town, she has reasons to. We are so alike
in so many ways! I met her here and was just warming up
to her when she had to move, and we've become closer in
email. I miss her! Course she might have to get divorced
to move back, then she'll have a whole new set of issues, LOL.

Hot chocolate. That would be PERFECT to finish the day off!

KOB.com - Mayor Chavez gets $37K in worker's comp

KOB.com - Mayor Chavez gets $37K in worker's comp

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Target


I was thinking of this last night, hadn't thought of it
in years and years!
Weird what comes to you at weird times.

Must have been 15 years ago, I was shopping at Target in
Pueblo Colorado. The store was very busy. I was finished
shopping and started to get in line, then decided to
park my cart and make a quick potty run before I
checked out. Coming back, I ended up in the wrong
line and didn't realize it. It wasn't until I was
up to the cashier and had taken the items out of my
cart that I realized I had gotten mixed up in the
express lane. I counted my items, I was a few over.
I apologized to the cashier and told her I'd be glad
to pack it up and move to a different cashier, that I
hadn't been paying attention and it was a mistake. She
said no worries, I didn't have that much more, she'd
be glad to check me out.

But the guy and woman behind me started bitching and
grumbling. At first I paid no attention then it got
personal. I kept my mouth shut. As I was paying I
heard him say, "Needs to go back to school to learn how
to COUNT!
" THAT DID IT.

I put my bags in the cart and turned to him upon leaving,
pointed my finger and shouted, "AND YOU NEED TO GO BACK
TO SCHOOL TO LEARN A FEW MANNERS!
" He scowled and yelled
right back, as well as the woman who was with him.

WTH is wrong with people?

Anyway, last night I wondered how long he lived before
he had his fatal heart attack - LOL.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Almost too late



Hope you had a nice day - thank a vet.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

This girl recommends



*Mozilla Firefox - As a web browser. SO MUCH BETTER than anything internet
explorer has to offer. No problems or errors or those little things
that drive you nuts.

*Turning the tv off for the entire month....listen to music, listen to
your significant other speak, listen to the birds. Just listen!

*Enjoying life just as it is....you know life really has a lot to
offer, no matter what the situation.

*Lots of rest - now that we're all heading into winter, more and more
get sick. Get lots of rest, eat well, wash those hands!

What I'll look like come spring



I swore I'd never do it...but not only am I blogging, I'm also on
Facebook and Twitter. Mama mia my internet social life is a busy one!
But winter's coming so there's plenty of time!
I haven't really looked up friends for Facebook, I mean if I don't
care enough to stay in touch with them in real life then why
would I care if they were a Facebook friend? But my little cafe
in there is just chugging along full steam, especially this week
while I'm sick!

The first thing to go in real life when I'm sick is the cooking.
Oh no can't cook! But yet I'll get online and cook for hours, hehe.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

The good, the bad, the ugly Ozarks


I've said it before, I'll say it again - people are NOT
the same everywhere. Yes it's true a lot depends on your
atttitude going in, but not everything depends on your
attitude. I've lived in five different states in 3 different
regions. My favorite is the southwest, followed by the west.

The Ozarks are no exception with the good and with the bad.
A few things that surprised me but I should have known, duh.

*The Ozarks locals are an influx of both southern and midwestern
people. So basically you have the generosity and warmth of the
south, along with the snarkiness of the midwest. The 'bad'
aspect of the south applies here - the people are sweet to your
face but will talk about you the moment your back is turned.
The 'good' aspect of the south is here too - they may be down
to their last twenty dollars, but if you are in need they'll
gladly give you $18 of it. The midwestern influence comes in
with the distrust and lying to impress.

*Branson Missouri has a high crime rate. No it isn't reported
on any news source, unless the story goes national. Talk to
anyone living there and you'll find most crimes are kept out
of the media for fear of scaring off tourists.

*Missouri is supposedly a right to work state. This is being
misinterpreted by employers everywhere in the Ozarks as meaning
'we can treat our employees however we feel like it cuz we
can fire them for whatever reason and get away with it.' No
sh** I've seen it many many times. What they are failing to
realize is that they are held to the same laws as employers
anywhere are, and many times what they are doing is downright
illegal. Most employees do not realize this at all. Amazing
the discrimination, harrassment, bullying, etc.

*The simple laid back, not telling you what to do aspect that is
the Ozarks is very welcomed by me. Aside from some Bible thumpers
who get a bit carried away, for the most part it's a mind your
own business area. Yet there are many charities and volunteers
should one be in need.

*I think it is becoming more of the way of the country, and not
a localized issue, but it seems like there are more whiners and
no do something about it type of people here. Many whine, complain,
bitch and moan..whoa is me, whoa is the town, whoa is this and
that, but when it comes time to take action they hide.

*Never seen such an area so afraid of change either. Is that
good or bad? I can predict how an event will go every year,
just by going to the very first one. Absolutely nothing changes.
Is this for security maybe? Interesting observation however.

Would I do it again, move to the Ozarks? I never really cared
where I lived, although I do miss the southwest where I lived
the longest. I'm happy here, I'd be happy almost anywhere and
have never really had an issue with anyone locally. I guess
I would!

ONE isn't so bad



But when you get 29 ZILLION of these things in your yard,
it's a royal pain! And it happens twice a year! (And yes,
I've counted....there are actually 29 zillion leaves that
fall in our yard every fall and every spring :)
It's fun to rake and burn, for the first, oh six days or so....
We mulch too, we have to! In the dead of summer we sure
like those trees, any other time, well....

My kid was told he was going to be a hoodlum in high school today
by a janitor. It is a very long story but bottom line is
my kid is a good kid, and even if he wasn't WTF business is
it of a JANITOR to make a comment like that?? But in front of
my child I just laughed and said, "That's okay. If you had a mouth
like your mom you would have told him that in ten years you'll be
making way more money than he is."

I need hot chocolate.....

Monday, November 2, 2009