Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a CVS/Pharmacy. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
'Are you the Pharmacist ?'The pharmacist answers, 'Yes.'Jacob: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?'Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.'Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?'Pharmacist: 'All kinds .'Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?'Pharmacist: 'Definitely.'Jacob: 'How about Viagra?'Pharmacist: 'Of course.'Jacob: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?'Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. The works.' Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?'Pharmacist: 'Absolutely...'Jacob: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers?'Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes.'Jacob: 'We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.'
