No need to turn on the tv tonite, I'll tell you what
the news is:
1. PETA is mad at the President for swatting that fly. *I wish
someone would swat PETA people.*
2. There were tornadoes in Nebraska and Minnesota. * It is maddening
to watch the news guys (who are as unprofessional as PETA) peeing
their pants on air over their excitement over the structural damage.
One can only hope that their own house got hit, we'll see how
exciting it is then!*
3. The recession is wrecking friendships. *no kidding*
4. In the housing bust you can find great remodeling deals. Remodeling
contractors are hungry for business because they don't have the
workload they used to carry. *Okay, if it makes you feel better
go ahead and believe this. I'd like to show you some great property
for sale while we're at it. Remodeling materials have skyrocketed
in price with no justifiable reason.*
5. Jon and Kate are planning a special announcement. *Who are Jon and Kate?*
6. It's hot here, possibility of a storm tomorrow. Maybe. They don't
know for sure. Possibly. They'll know better tomorrow. *Duh so will I!*
7. The Senate apologizes for slavery and segregation. *sigh...again?*
8. The mayor of Nixa (near Springfield) got a DUI. This comes out a
few weeks after the principal of one of the Nixa schools got a DUI.
If you live in Nixa, you are to preach about forgiveness. If you
don't, then you want to hang the guy.
